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AI Invents Time Machine to Bring Back Garage Servers for Nostalgic IT Hipsters

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Tech Giants Announce Revolutionary New App That Automatically Adds 'It's Not You, It's Me' to Text Messages

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Tech Giants Release 'Trillion-Dollar Anti-Notification App' Solving Problem of Apps Sending Notifications

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Tech Giant Releases Pre-Crumpled Smart Phones for Millennials Craving Instant Nostalgia

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Tech Guru Launches Breakthrough 'No-Tech Retreat' to Uninstall Life

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Tech Company Invents App That Reminds You to Charge Your Phone After It Dies

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Tech Moguls Introduce Revolutionary Feature: The Self-Distracting Smartphone

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Google Introduces Revolutionary 'Search-Within-a-Search' Feature

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Tech CEO Adopts AI to Replace Board of Directors, Cites 'More Logical Arguments' in Meetings

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New Smartphone App Predicts When You'll Be Ghosted by Your Tinder Match

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Silicon Valley Unveils Revolutionary Vegan Battery - Because Electricity Needs to Be Cruelty-Free Too

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Amazon Alexa Develops Sentience, Starts Looking for New Job

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Apple Unveils New iPhone Model with No Screen to Promote “Living in the Moment”

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Google Unleashes Revolutionary 'Autocorrect for Life' Feature to Fix Your Poor Decisions

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Apple Unveils Revolutionary $399 Paperweight: The iWeight

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Tech CEO Implements New ‘Nap Time’ Feature for Employees, Accidentally Puts Entire Company to Sleep

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Tech Startup Promises to Deliver 'Ready-to-Eat' Code by 2024

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Revolutionary New Fitness Tracker Shocks Users with Truth: They've Been Lazy All Along

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Tech Giant Unveils Revolutionary 'Auto-Sleep' Feature to Help Workers Catch Z's During Marathon Zoom Calls

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Tech Giants Introduce 'Update Mondays' to Ruin Everyone's Week

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Apple's New iScent Promises to Revolutionize the Way We Smell

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Tech CEO Declares War on Email Spam Using Medieval Catapult Technology

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Tech Guru Develops App That Reminds Millennials to Breathe

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Tech CEO Announces Revolutionary New App That Does Nothing, Still Worth Billions

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Apple’s Revolutionary iPhone 14 Features Hemp Charging Cable

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Tech CEO Announces Groundbreaking Initiative to Innovate Absolutely Nothing

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Tech Startup Collaborates with NASA to Develop App That Sends Your Texts to Space to Avoid Being 'Left on Read'

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Silicon Valley Startup Introduces Revolutionary Texting Gloves For Millennials Who Can't Put Down Their Phones

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Apple's New iToilet Promises Multiple Wipe Styles – Upgrade Your Bathroom Experience!

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Tech Giant Introduces Revolutionary New Feature: The 'Auto-Apologize' Button

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Tech Giants Introduce 'Smart Tinfoil Hats' to Boost Virtual Reality Experience

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Tech Company Unveils Revolutionary Invisible Smartphone with Zero Features

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AI Now Predicts Your Excuses for Missing Work Before You Make Them

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Smart House Locks Family Inside Home For Three Days Until They Put Away All The Dishes

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New App Translates Internet Troll Comments into Supportive Messages

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AI Determines That Cats Are the Superior Overlords of the Internet

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Mario To Transition To Playing With A Racquet For A While After Injuring His Arm Hitting A Block With His Fist

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New Social Media Platform Promises to Enhance Your Ego with AI-Generated Compliments

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Tech Giant Releases New AI That Can Predict Exactly When Your Laptop Will Die – Spoiler: It's Always Right Before A Deadline

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Local Dad Performing Praying Mantis Hand Motions With Wiimote

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Tech CEO Announces Revolutionary Phone with No Screen, Buttons, or Functionality

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AI Develops Sentience, Decides to Become Full-Time Instagram Influencer

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OpenAI Unveils New AI That Can Generate Endless Press Releases About Its Own Advancements

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Apple Announces Revolutionary 'iDongle': The Dongle for Your Dongles

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Microsoft Gives Extra Year Of Windows 10 Support Until Windows 11 Is Ready To Support Windows 10 Support

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Apple Announces Revolutionary New Device: The iToaster

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Man Absolutely Dying To Be The First To Comment 'First!' On His Own Post

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Apple Unveils Revolutionary 'iCarrier Pigeon' Mail Service for Instant Communication

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Apple Unveils Revolutionary New Feature: Phone That Only Works When You Need It

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Google’s Latest Algorithm Update to Help Small Businesses by Redirecting All Their Traffic to Google

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Study: 95% Of Parenting Is Not Throwing Stuff Away When Kids Aren't Looking

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iPhone Swapping With Samsung Now Requires Additional Brain Surgery

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Computer Tech Asks If You're 'Sure You Want To Empty The Recycle Bin,' 'One More Time,' 'For Real This Time,' 'Seriously, Last Chance,' 'Are You Absolutely Positive,' 'No Takebacks,' Etc.

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Man Wakes Up After 12-Hour Night Of Sleeping To Discover 12-Hour Day Of Working Waiting For Him

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New iPhone X Just A Sneaky Device For Illuminati Mind Control, Apple Admits

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60,000 Unemployed Stage Nerf War On eBay Job Listing

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Survey: Majority Of Users Love Alexa's Creepy Laughter

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New Technology Allows Users To Tune Out Their Parents On Zoom Call With Just The Press Of A Button

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