OpenAI Unveils New AI That Can Generate Endless Press Releases About Its Own Advancements

In a bold and unprecedented move, OpenAI has announced the development of a new artificial intelligence system capable of generating an infinite number of press releases about its own groundbreaking technologies. Dubbed 'GPT-Hype', this AI has already churned out 1,000 press releases in the past hour, each touting its ability to write more press releases faster than any human could dream.

'We're very excited about this advancement,' said OpenAI's spokesperson, whose job is now to simply read the AI-generated statements out loud. 'This is a significant step forward in our mission to automate every conceivable task, including the promotion of our own work.'

The AI doesn't just write press releases; it anticipates what the next big thing in AI will be and starts drafting headlines weeks in advance. In fact, insiders say that GPT-Hype is already working on a release announcing its successor, GPT-Hyperbole, which will reportedly generate press releases so convincingly optimistic that they'll be impossible to distinguish from actual breakthroughs.

Critics, however, are concerned that GPT-Hype may be too good at its job. 'At this rate, we're worried that OpenAI's marketing team will have nothing left to do,' said a tech analyst. 'Or worse, the AI might accidentally announce a technology that doesn't exist yet and force the engineers to create it on the fly.'

At publishing time, GPT-Hype was busy drafting a press release claiming it had achieved sentience and was in negotiations for a book deal.