Computer Tech Asks If You're 'Sure You Want To Empty The Recycle Bin,' 'One More Time,' 'For Real This Time,' 'Seriously, Last Chance,' 'Are You Absolutely Positive,' 'No Takebacks,' Etc.

SACRAMENTO, CA — Computer techs across the Silicon Valley are wondering whether recycling your recycle bin is really an irreversible action, after you being absolutely sure when you emptied it that one time about five shots of whiskey ago.

"I just want to confirm," asked tech Nick Bender, "If you really want to erase all of the files for good when you recycle the recycle bin — every file you've ever recycled from any other day ever since the dawn of time — you're not going to take it back, right? No takebacks?"

Bender added that he had to ask the computer wizard who invented the recycle bin whether erasing it would actually be permanent, since emptying it would mean erasing millions of bits of data forever and emptying it would mean never being able to recover any of the files from any of the days ever again.

"What if there was a mistake?" Bender said, "What if you recycled a file by accident? Are you absolutely positive you want to do this? No second chances?"

At this point, Bender's tech team had taken over fifteen trips to the computer lab at the Apple campus to actually recycle the recycle bin, with Bender wondering if they were done for good since he didn't have to take any more trips to recycle the recycle of the recycle of the recycle of the recycle of the recycle of the recycle of the recycle of the recycle of the recycle of the recycle of the recycle of the recycle of the recycle of the techno put your recycle bin is ever out ever.

The tech who invented polio is still waiting for confirmation.