Apple Announces Revolutionary 'iDongle': The Dongle for Your Dongles

In a move that surprised no one, Apple has unveiled its latest ground-breaking innovation: the iDongle, a $199 accessory designed to manage the various dongles necessary for modern tech life. This new device solves the problem Apple's other devices created in the first place, providing a dongle to organize other dongles.

"We understand that consumers have been drowning in a sea of dongles since we shifted to USB-C, then Lightning, and recently, our proprietary Invisipin," said Apple's lead designer, Jonny Dongle. "The iDongle is here to untangle that mess, so you can focus on what's most important: buying more Apple products."

The iDongle comes equipped with ports for every conceivable dongle you might own, including USB-C, Lightning, HDMI, VGA, SCART, and even a floppy disk drive—just in case. Our sources reveal that an iDongle Pro Max Plus version is already in development, featuring a Retina display and wireless charging for your AirPods Dongle. Because obviously, you can't have too many dongles!

Tech enthusiasts have mixed feelings. "It's like they purposely create problems so they can sell us solutions," said one enthusiastic Apple fan, who asked to be referred to as ‘DongleDave’. "But it's Apple, so I’ll probably buy it. Twice."

Reports indicate that Microsoft's upcoming Surface Pro DG will also be fully compatible with the iDongle, solidifying its place as the universal solution for dongle woes. In other news, Google is rumored to be working on its own version, the G-Dangle, featuring an AI assistant that predicts what kind of port you’ll need before you even know it yourself.

Whether it's an unnecessary, overpriced gadget or the neatest solution to a problem you never knew you had, one thing is for sure: the iDongle will create an entirely new wave of dongle devotees, ready to embrace their dongle-laden destiny.