Apple Announces Revolutionary New Device: The iToaster

In a groundbreaking move, Apple has unveiled the iToaster, a device that promises to revolutionize your breakfast experience. The iToaster comes with Wi-Fi connectivity, allowing users to download exclusive bread-toasting apps and sync their toast preferences across all Apple devices. Priced modestly at $999, the iToaster is available in Jet Black, Rose Gold, and a special Edition Cheese Grater Silver. CEO Tim Cook claims it will be the 'hottest thing since sliced bread.' Early reviews suggest that it performs best when paired with the iKnife and iButter. Additionally, iToaster 2 will launch next year, boasting a buttering feature – but prepare for the removal of the pop-up function!