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New App Translates Internet Troll Comments into Supportive Messages

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In a groundbreaking attempt to bring peace to the internet, a new app 'Troll2Cheer' has been released, solely aimed at translating the dark, venomous spews of online trolls into warm, supportive messages. The founders believe the app has the potential to change the vitriolic nature of social media one comment at a time.

Social media users around the world are stunned by WhaleShark Solutions Inc.'s ability to flip a comment like 'Get off the internet, you're dumb!' into 'You're a valuable member of this online community!' The app even automatically attaches heart emojis and uplifting gifs to amplify the positivity. John Bateman, CEO of WhaleShark Solutions Inc., said 'We were just so sick of our grandparents asking us why the internet is so mean. Now Nana thinks Facebook is a delightful place again.'

Early testers have reported dramatic changes in their online experiences. Rebecca, a lifestyle blogger, mentioned how she went from dreading reading comments to feeling like she's constantly wrapped in a cocoon of online hugs. 'People used to tell me to eat my makeup and walk barefoot on Legos. Now, they're lovingly suggesting I follow my dreams and drink more herbal tea,' she exclaimed, tearfully.

Technology analysts warn that this app could cause a massive shift in online behavior. Meanwhile, skeptics argue it might just be delaying the existential crisis that trolls face when they have no one to torment online. The team at WhaleShark Solutions Inc. dismisses these claims, stating, 'If we can make the internet a happier place, who cares if a troll feels a bit lost?'

Even tech giants like Twitter and Facebook are feeling the pressure to adopt similar technologies. Executives at these companies suggest future collaborations that could further integrate troll transformations into their platforms. One developer joked, 'Pretty soon, the meanest thing someone will say online is ‘I politely disagree with your notion and hope you have a nice day!'

At publishing time, the app had a 5-star rating with reviews like 'Finally, I can scroll through comments without needing a therapist!' and 'I no longer burst into tears every time I check my notifications!'

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