Tech Startup Promises to Deliver 'Ready-to-Eat' Code by 2024

Silicon Valley is abuzz with the latest revolutionary promise from Crumliless Code, a startup that vows to change the tech landscape forever. Their grand vision? Delivering 'Ready-to-Eat' code by 2024. Inspired by microwaveable dinners, Crumliless Code claims their product will eliminate the need for developers to actually learn how to code. CEO Byte Nibbler states, 'Imagine skipping years of arduous coding classes and just unboxing your software, set to go in 3 minutes flat!' Competitors are, unsurprisingly, skeptical. One industry insider pointed out, 'Microwaving a pizza never quite works out perfectly, does it?' This concept hasn't deterred Crumliless, though, as they unveiled their first prototype at a tech conference. Dubbed 'Spaghetti Code à la mode,' it had onlookers both bemused and concerned as the program repeatedly crashed while rotating on a dinner plate. Despite obvious hurdles, Byte Nibbler remains unfazed. 'Just like your most resilient frozen dinner,' he declared, 'Our code will eventually come out hot and ready, even if it looks a bit messy.' At publishing time, Crumliless Code announced an additional line named 'Entrecode,' promising quick and digestible solutions for coding enthusiasts who hate spending more than 5 minutes in front of a computer.