Tech Giant Introduces Revolutionary New Feature: The 'Auto-Apologize' Button

In a move that has wowed the tech world, leading tech giant MegaTech has rolled out a groundbreaking feature: the 'Auto-Apologize' button. This innovative addition promises to revolutionize how users handle online faux pas, letting your devices say 'sorry' even when you’re too busy to feel guilty.

Beta testers have reported a significant decrease in awkward social media interactions. 'I accidentally liked my ex's three-year-old vacation photo at 3 AM,' confessed one user. 'But thanks to the Auto-Apologize button, I got an apology message sent instantly, complete with a detailed explanation and a quirky cat meme!'

MegaTech spokesperson Jenna Authentic assured the press that the button is highly adaptable. 'We've programmed it to recognize varying degrees of social blunders, from the accidental emoji slip in a work email to more catastrophic errors like texting your mom your grocery list instead of your significant other.'

Critics argue that this will lead to an epidemic of insincere apologies. However, MegaTech insists that its AI-driven algorithms can differentiate between heartfelt remorse and mere lip service. 'Our button doesn’t just say sorry—it feels sorry,’ said Authentic, wiping away a single, dramatic tear.

The Auto-Apologize button has also sparked a wave of amusing anecdotes. One user reported, 'I tried to apologize for being late to a meeting, and my phone sent an apology for my entire existence. I felt both seen and deeply unsettled.' Yet another proud user shared, 'I’ve saved hours every week avoiding confrontations. Now I have more time to binge-watch reality TV.'

At publishing time, MegaTech announced plans for a 'Pre-Auto-Apologize' feature that anticipates mistakes you haven’t even made yet.