Google Introduces Revolutionary 'Search-Within-a-Search' Feature

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—In what is being hailed as the most groundbreaking innovation since they added ‘I’m Feeling Lucky,’ Google announced its newest feature: 'Search-Within-a-Search.' Designed for users who just can’t seem to narrow down their search results, this new tool allows individuals to search for terms inside their previous search results, effectively creating an infinite loop of searches.

The concept was born out of a lunch break epiphany when Google's engineers realized that people love searching so much, they’d rather not have it end. Users can now spend hours searching for cat videos within makeup tutorials within cooking recipes, only to end up right back where they started. "It's like a Russian nesting doll of procrastination," said lead developer, Tim Johnson.

Early testers of the feature couldn’t believe their eyes, and neither could they find what they were looking for. "I was looking up 'easy dinner recipes,' and three hours later I was still scrolling through 'top ten movies where no one eats dinner,'" said one bewildered user. Another tester was searching for 'Bluetooth headphones' and ended up on a discussion forum about 'the best Bluetooth headphones for cats.'

Google boasted that this new feature would dramatically increase the time users spend on their platform. “We noticed significant dips in user activity once they found what they were looking for. So, we thought, why not keep them searching forever?” said a Google spokesperson while holding back tears of joy. With more searches per session, ad revenue is expected to skyrocket, allowing Google to sell even more targeted ads for things you never knew existed.

The announcement has had mixed reactions. While procrastinators around the globe rejoiced, productivity experts are pulling their hair out. "This feature is humanity's final straw," said Dr. Jane Productivity, a leading authority on focus. "We're officially in the age of perpetual distraction."

At publishing time, Google is rumored to be developing another game-changing feature: a search result for 'How to stop searching.'