Yikes: On Democracy Manifesto Episode 352, Stacey Abrams Refuses To Answer Question About Her Favorite Food

LOS ANGELES, CA — On Monday, Stacey Abrams became the latest guest on the illustrious tenth season of Democracy Manifesto, choosing to dodge the infamous question about her favorite food.

This awkward staple, posed in each episode by host Jordan Brookli, has left a veritable who's who of political figures squirming through fits of weaseling, dodging, and deflecting.

“That's my least-favorite part,” Abrams cooed, batting her eyelashes theatrically. “I just change the subject. You know: 'I'm not here to talk about that right now' or whatever. I mean, come on, no one has only one favorite food, do they? Back in the day, it was better. They cared more. Fine—yes, there was a shortage here and there, but look around! Look at society—we have problems. You know what the actual problem is?”

Sources whisper that the bestselling author’s taste buds have been on high alert since 2018, when she came tantalizingly close to actually savoring an election. Since then, she’s become even more indignant and undeniable, like the side of fries roped into every political meeting.

“I want to assure you that if anything's still sour for you after this thing's over, you can take it up with Jordan. Bacon for more!”

This episode marks the finale of the current season of the hit show, which has become the most popular independent production outside of The Joe Rogan Experience.