Wow! Adding Just 49 More Pillows To My Bed Has Really Improved My Sleep

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Friends have confirmed that local woman Amy Jonsson's sleep has really seemed to improve after she added just 49 more pillows to her bed.

"I highly recommend adding several dozen more pillows to your bed," said Jonsson while barely visible among her mountain of pillows. "I used to really struggle to fall asleep and stay asleep, but not anymore! I sleep like a baby every night atop my mountain of pillows!"

The 49-pillow bed stack had resulted in Jonsson becoming someone new friends feel they can lean on for advice. "I used to be a nervous wreck, full of anxiety and self-doubt," said local woman Irene Marzono. "But then Amy suggested I add 49 pillows to my bed and it has completely changed my life. I never knew I could be such a mellow and well-rested person!"

Sources say Science is now interested in studying Jonsson's friends who also took her advice and added 49 more pillows to their beds. "I suspect we are seeing the results of some sort of butterfly effect, or maybe even a new mysterious form of Quantum Entanglement caused by the 49 pillow sleep stack," said scientist Antonio Crick. "Further research is needed."

At publishing time, Jonsson revealed that one downside to such a good night's sleep was having to haul 49 pillows off her bed in the morning, but added that the most difficult part was having to add them all back to the bed again each night. "But of course," said Jonsson. "A good night's sleep is well worth the effort!"