Wife Gives Husband Fancy Watch So She Can Track Coworker

CHICAGO, IL — Amber Johnson blessed her husband's birthday this year by giving him a shiny new Samsung Galaxy Watch6 Classic, which she'll use to better track his new female coworker when he works late next Friday.

"Happy birthday, honey!" said Amber, trying very hard to not appear sinister in handing it to him. "Look, I even updated your contact list with all your key coworker names and numbers!"

According to sources close to the couple, Amber took the gift and turned towards their family dog for whom she notched up the toastiness before getting in the shower this morning. "Just a little something to show how much I love you," she giggled, as the screen pulsed a slow purple around the white letters 69% amidst a background of snowy trees.

"This is perfect!" responded her husband, who was seemingly not at all uncomfortable with the mind-control implications of her thoughtful gift. "I'm so excited to help Jim find a lady friend for our walk on Monday! And here I was just going to get you a short, fall-pumpkin-weather cardigan for your birthday!"

At publishing time, Amber had delighted in the birthday gifts she had received in kind from her family, which made her smile, knowingly, at how much they reciprocated each other's affections.