Very Honest VPN Ad Simply Says, 'Commit Crimes With Us'

U.S. — Popular VPN service Providers of Privacy has launched a new ad campaign designed to cut through the clutter, boldly asking viewers: "Commit Crimes With Us."

"In today's fast-paced world, consumers are bombarded with hundreds, if not thousands, of advertising messages each day," said Providers of Privacy Chief of Advertising Colin Tapscott. "That's why it's crucial for companies to take advantage of every chance to get straight to the point. We believe our straightforward ad will highlight the most important value propositions of using a VPN."

The controversial advertisement invites viewers to engage in illicit activities alongside the company. "Many VPN providers focus on security features," Tapscott explained. "But let's face it: if you're planning on committing crimes, tax evasion, or stealing digital content, you absolutely need a reliable VPN. And let’s be honest, crime can be a bit exhilarating, so we’re framing it as a bonding experience with our brand!"

Currently, Providers of Privacy boasts one of the best returns on investment in the VPN industry, managing to keep an average of less than 95 crimes committed before the value of each lifetime customer offsets their advertising costs.

At press time, one of their customer care specialists was helping a customer erase their internet history, as they had been spending countless hours devouring Babylon Bee articles that WIRED didn’t want their ISP to find out about.