U.S. Labors On Through Holiday Weekend Since No One Is Willing To Tell Biden It's Labor Day

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Millions of Americans are begrudgingly working on Labor Day this year, terrified to stop after President Joe Biden failed to declare the national holiday as he remains completely unaware that Labor Day has arrived. According to sources, there is no one in Washington who is willing to inform the President that it's Labor Day in fear that he will begin describing the benefits of child labor.