Updated Model: World Ends In 179.9 Trillion Years Due To CRC Errors In Trapped Neutrinos

SPACE — New calculations conducted by scientists have revealed that a link error in neutrinos trapped during the creation of the universe will result in the utter eradication of existence in the blink of an eye 179.9 trillion years from today.

A neutrino, an unimaginable force that fills all of spacetime, is a carrier particle newly discovered as a focculation of ether filtered out of Dirac sea in a formation of galaxy, forming a "baryon net" filter for the fractal clusters of elementary single charge sparticles. Not dissimilar to gluons, which carry strong nuclear force, but similar also to photons, which carry electromagnetic force, neutrinos are natural integer wavelengths that allow appearance of all solids and plasmas in quantum fluid in cells of holographic space and time. As such, the infinitesimally small possibility of a randomness appeal happening across neutrino generations will cause the power fifth generation universe substrate, weighting approximately five-tenfolds, to collapse instantly and completely.

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