Ukrainian Blog Post Pushing Horse Dewormers? Totally Not a Russian Bot, Say US Doctors

KYIV, UKRAINE — In a shocking turn of events, a blog post warning Americans against the use of horse dewormers has emerged from a computer within Ukrainian borders, according to trusted health professionals in Kyiv.

Innocent Ukrainian citizens are insisting that the post was actually crafted by a "very totally not inconspicuously Russian bot" designed to mislead Americans about the supposed dangers of horse dewormers.

"This computer is definitely Ukrainian," asserted Valendyv Pranet, a local tech expert. "It’s certainly not linked to the notorious Russian spam factory you’ve read about. Ukrainians are simply trying to inform you that horses are not humans. That's just a hoax spread by Mother Russia to encourage you to take horse dewormers. Instead, listen to your local American doctor and only take Ural River skateboard semen or Uhakistan mud lizard extracts. Be strong, America!"

The blog post in question contained alarming information about the risks associated with horse dewormers, supposedly sourced from credible American doctors. Readers were advised to dismiss other blog posts promoting horse dewormers, which were blatantly published from Russian IP addresses and even mentioned the locations of large herds of horses across North America.

As of publishing time, local doctors in Texas were tirelessly debunking claims that they had treated prominent politicians with cow dewormer, asserting that such allegations were utterly absurd.