Trump Commands MAGA Army To Be On The Lookout For Pro-Trump Comments From Russia

NEW YORK, NY — Addressing the nation from his office in New York, former president Donald Trump urged his supporters to be vigilant against suspicious pro-Trump rhetoric originating from Russia.

"My fellow Americans, let me be clear: anyone posting pro-Trump content from Russian sources cannot be trusted," he declared. "It's an insult, really. Everyone knows anything from Russia is suspect, especially when you consider that the President of Russia is not, I repeat, NOT my close friend and absolutely does not control me in any way. Not even close, folks!"

According to Trump, any pro-Trump content online is flagged as suspicious, as recent polling suggests the country is overwhelmingly behind Joe Biden's campaign.

"If you spot this dubious content, report it immediately!" Trump insisted. "And don’t believe a word of anything coming out of Europe. The only credible content on the internet is from people in this great country of ours—as long as they’re not on Vladimir Putin’s payroll, which, for the record, they are definitely not! Such comments and content are a disgrace to these once-great United States."

At publishing time, Trump encouraged his supporters to remain vigilant for more suspicious activity, including anything pro-America, pro-Bible, or pro-freedom being posted from China.