Texas Instrument Hackers Unveil Cheating Device That Serves Up Harder Problems

KODAK, IN — Texas Instrument hackers have unveiled a new cheating device that not only helps students find answers on exams but also presents much more difficult versions of the questions, ensuring they'll still get it wrong.

ChromaLock, the company behind this ingenious installation, claims the device offers students "the full advantage of ChatGPT" with a ChromaLock twist—completely unreproducible answers featuring specialized algorithms that baffle even the brightest students.

"This is our most diabolical cheating device yet!" exclaimed ChromaLock CEO Chong Chroma. "Not only will students be no closer to the right answer, but they'll also waste even more time and become increasingly confused by the device's overly technical rewording of textbook problems. It’s a win-win for us!"

"Aha!" exclaimed local high school senior Tyler Gideon upon discovering the new device. "Now I can be even more clueless when I ask questions in class! The school’s about to lose a few more scholarships thanks to this beauty!"

ChromaLock is currently running a promotion where the blunderbuss device offers twice the deceptive power for "half the school year products, just for students." Check-ins with student users have revealed that even the brightest minds are left flummoxed and flabbergasted.

At publishing time, ChromaLock had released a PDF on its website educating educators on how to detect if students had used the device the night before a big exam.