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Technology Takes Flight: Man Uses Google Lens to Identify a Dead Pigeon

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SAN FRANCISCO, CA — In a breathtaking showcase of technological advancement, Google Lens found itself awe-struck when a man aimed his phone camera at a dead pigeon on a bustling San Francisco sidewalk.

"Simply incredible," declared the app, suggesting nearby gourmet shops where the man could purchase artisanal pigeon-themed delicacies. "There was a time when finding information about dead pigeons required tedious research – now you can do it while literally staring at one!"

The man, who requested anonymity, shared his enlightening experience with NGX. "Pigeons have been meeting their untimely ends in droves around the city lately," he explained, muffled slightly by layers of face masks and a somewhat cracked face shield. "Identifying them can be tricky. Was it the common pigeonius goodonius? Or perhaps the elusive californisus delicius, famous for its delectable flavor? So, I’m very grateful for the technology Google has unleashed upon us."

However, witnesses to the spectacle remained underwhelmed. Many pointed out that using Google Lens on a dead pigeon is hardly groundbreaking and is, in fact, becoming a routine sight around town.

At press time, Google Lens was seen guiding the man toward several articles from The New York Times titled "The Gourmet Guide to Dining on Dead Pigeons: Why Waste a Good Meal?"

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