Stupid Baby Just Scribbling On Tablet Screen While Using $2000 Smart Art App

LOS ANGELES, CA — Local baby Lincoln Jones was caught in the act this morning, using his pricey iPad Pro and favorite app, Procreate, to create absolutely nothing but a chaotic chaos of scribbles, much to the horror of nearby art enthusiasts.

The art community is rallying in disbelief, united against what they are calling a travesty. "It's an abomination!" declared frustrated LA artist Junius Semper, standing in front of his minimalist canvas at MoMA. "The iPad Pro was engineered to blur the lines between man and Muse. The Apple Pencil can transform zeros and ones into masterpieces, yet this baby dares to waste its capabilities!"

Lincoln's parents attempted to distance themselves from their child's disgraceful behavior. "We were gifted the iPad by good friends when he was born; we could never afford it ourselves," they explained, desperately trying to save face. "We would never squander resources God has given us just to buy an expensive electronic device to function as a thoughtless babysitter!"

At publishing time, sources revealed that Lincoln had telepathically communicated a desire for his five-line 'minimalism' artwork to be engraved onto a latte mug, so the drips from the drink could enhance its avant-garde flair.