Study Finds Majority Of Transpeople Can No Longer See Their Side Of The Argument

KALAMAZOO, MI — A groundbreaking new study reveals that a majority of transgender individuals can no longer fully grasp their own arguments in ongoing debates.

Conducted by Kelly Roth, the study unveiled numerous surprising statistics, but none were as startling as the fact that over half of America's transgender citizens and leaders find themselves unable to consistently defend their stance on issues such as bathroom use and transgender athletes.

Among those struggling to articulate their arguments, one perplexed trans man said, "I can’t comprehend why I feel like I'm not a woman anymore. It's almost as if my gender is entirely based on my feelings rather than aligning with biological reality."

Confusion also surrounds the topic of transgender women dominating female sports records. "I don't see the issue," commented one individual who now boards all planes dressed as a man, pursuing an elusive goal of trans-athlete supremacy. "Aren't men and women supposed to be identical in every way?"

At the time of publication, the study further discovered that 100% of non-feminists are misinformed about feminism.