Study Finds All Gas Vehicles To Be Instant Death Traps After Conservative Vehicle Evaluators Die In Gas Vehicle Fire

U.S. — A move by conservative vehicle evaluators to expose the serious dangers behind gas vehicles made using gas vehicles a major risk for conservative vehicle evaluators.

The results of this shocking exposé show that all gas vehicles have an extremely high chance of exploding in a fire that will surely kill every single occupant in the car.

"This study shows without a doubt how deadly gas vehicles are," said Kellie Evans, president of the Institute For True Safety In Vehicle Evaluators Who Drive Gas Vehicles (ITFSIVEWGGV) after several of her conservative vehicle evaluators died in a gas vehicle explosion. "We are gathering support for Congress to ban gas vehicles nationwide in light of this new report."

According to sources, the conservative vehicle evaluators who died in the explosion that forced their organization to cease use of any gas-powered vehicle were being cautious. Sources say they had driven far out of town and were at least a hundred miles away from city limits while evaluating a F150 Ford pickup. Josh Portenal, head of the gas vehicle evaluation department for ITFSIVEWGGV said, "We knew that gas vehicles could be dangerous, but we thought we were far enough away from any other cities that we could safely drive our gas vehicle without the risk of being blown up."

The results of the report conducted by descendants of the evaluation staff stated, "All gas vehicles must be immediately banned from use anywhere by anyone at any time. There have been no exceptions to this rule in any of our case studies of those nasty, nasty gas vehicles. We remain committed to bringing massive tyranny upon the United States until gas vehicles are abolished completely." As of this report, no paper or other product made from trees had been located.

At publishing time, Kellie Evans had decided to cancel the upcoming report showing that EV purchasers face considerably increased chances of being Republican who is subjected to horrible intimidation and violence from leftists.