Start-Up CEO Promises To Take His Underwater Fireworks Show To The Moon Next

U.S. — Following a successful presentation of his largest and most amazing fireworks show ever, Start-Up CEO William Hargraves announced plans to take a massive underwater firework display to the moon.

"Sure I've had my ups and downs, but I'd like to think the people of Earth have had more or less nothing but positive experiences with my work," Hargraves told reporters. "This is why I'm announcing I'm about to head to the moon to put on my first ever low-gravity underwater fireworks display! You're gonna love it!"

Although it's unclear how such an endeavor could possibly be attempted, funding and launch date plans have been set, according to sources. "More of my plan to follow," Hargraves said. When asked for further details as to how he would accomplish this feat, Hargraves simply replied, "I'll think of something."

According to sources, a conference room full of investors broke into a huge round of applause as they doubled their investments in Hargraves Fireworks.

At publishing time, Elon Musk was reportedly disappointed SpaceX hadn't thought of that.