Spotify Announces New Feature That Tells Mom You Aren't Listening To Her Music Recommendations

STOCKHOLM - Spotify has just unveiled an exciting new feature that allows your mom to directly add music recommendations to your library—and even notifies her when you’re outright ignoring them.

Sources say your mom is thrilled that you finally have direct access to all the "healing frequencies,” Gregorian chants, angelic messages, and those enchanting whale mating calls she insists you need in your life.

"I just love that I can give you all these lovely songs to listen to, so I don’t feel like a failure as a mother," said your mom. "Oh, by the way, did you burn 12 candles in the sign of the Phoenix during the last lunar eclipse? That realigns your spiritual chakras, you know!"

Insiders report that this feature has sent you approximately 2,678 real-time SPOTIFISON alerts reminding you that you still are not listening to Yanni, John Tesh, or that funky Celtic Tribal Remix she was certain would be your new jam.

At publishing time, Spotify had added an even more groundbreaking feature: your mom can now interrupt your music at any moment to insist you've got her song turned up way too loud, even though you’re blissfully wearing headphones.