Source Reveals Taco Tuesday Next to Voting Day Could Boost Laotian Turnout

BLOOMINGTON, IN — In a fresh strategy to boost voter turnout among underrepresented demographics, a source within the DNC has proposed an intriguing idea: align Election Day with Taco Tuesday to attract Southeast Asian voters.

"Put Taco Tuesday on the same day as Election Day, and you'll see an influx of Laotians at the polls," claimed the unnamed source. "Imagine the scene: tacos followed by a ride in Grandma's Camry to cast their votes! We'll have Hmong turnout soaring!"

Taco Tuesday has proven to draw in Laotian communities, particularly in regions like Minnesota and Wisconsin, where polling numbers among the ethnic group have surged after local taco spots began promoting the weekday special.

"It's just simple math," the source explained. "Any day chosen for mandatory free and fair elections should feature a delicious food special. You’ll see increased turnout among the demographics we want. Besides, every bona fide democracy—unlike autocratic regimes run by the likes of Putin—understands that the key to encouraging civic duty is to entice citizens with tasty, affordable food. It’s a win-win ahead of the midterms!"

Adding to the culinary election theme, Secretary Mayorkas announced yesterday that Pinoy BBQ Wednesdays would replace Marjority-Minority-Majority Fridays at the southern border. Politicians have already begun fast-tracking legislation to ensure that every Tuesday is officially Taco Tuesday from now on.

At publishing time, a White House insider confirmed that reading a headline like 'Source Says If You Put Voting Day Next To Taco Tuesday There Will Be A Lot Of Laotians' qualifies as an Indian-White-Curry Inspired Naan-Roti Friday.