Shoulder Devil Excited To Let You Know How Much A ChatGPT Subscription Costs

U.S. — According to sources, a man's inner shoulder devil was overjoyed to let him know just how much a ChatGPT Plus subscription would cost.

"Psst! Hey, c'mon guy! Give it a try! It's just $20 and you'll feel so cool upgrading to ChatGPT4," said the demon with a sly grin. "You'll have access to ChatGPT's most cutting-edge features! I know your wife's been asking for a new shelf in the hallway, but what is she gonna do, read a book? OK, fine it's $240 a year but honestly not that expensive compared to some hobbies. Give it a try!"

"Jimmy, if you're going to be stupid again I'll take the kids and go shopping or get some fish tacos or something, okay?" said the man's wife.

The demon then explained that without upgrading, her boring husband wouldn't be able to interact with the software's latest features, including upgrades on beer brewing advice. "You love beer and are always looking for new ways to improve the process! Ask her to head to Target real quick! Upgrade now!"

The man then nodded his head and clicked to subscribe, feeling a rush of cool invincibility come over him. His wife's loud sighs only bothered him a little.

At publishing time, the man had asked ChatGPT for some tips on building shelves for his otherwise patient wife. But how could he have ever known that ChatGPT doesn't have arms.