Scientists Confirm Barron Trump Is More Elusive Than the Average 18-Year-Old

NEW YORK — In a groundbreaking study released Tuesday, researchers at New York University have confirmed that Barron Trump is significantly more elusive than the average 18-year-old.

"Our extensive field studies on the unique behavior of Trump Jr. have led us to conclude that he belongs to a particularly hard-to-catch class of humans," lead researcher Dr. Duane Buford stated in a press conference. "Unlike most teenagers, who are often clamoring for attention and actively posing for pictures in their habitats, Barron Trump prefers to linger in the shadows, moving silently and avoiding interaction with the world around him."

The study highlights that Barron Trump exhibits many characteristics common in rare species. "Much like the endangered mountain orangutan, the Indian gharial, and the platypus, Barronkus Trumpus has adapted to his environment in such a way that the average individual of his kind remains an uncommon sight," Buford explained. "He’s part 6'7" athlete, part Ritalin-fueled social shutdown."

Eyewitness accounts report that Barron’s undeniable mystique has made him the most sought-after figure in the realm of the elusive Great NYU Yeti.

At the time of publishing, researchers found that Barron Trump had been spotted leaping gracefully across a conference room table, further solidifying his reputation as a master of evasion.