Scared Lady Unsure If $30 Activist T-Shirt Will Turn Violent Bigots Away

ALLEN, TX - Local woman Kate Parker is experiencing a wave of anxious concern as she ponders whether her $30 activist t-shirt proclaiming her political opinions will effectively deter violent bigots.

"I believe in warding off sex offenders and bigots by making sure everyone knows who I voted for, where I shop, and what I stand for before they even think about assaulting me!" she declared during a press gathering today. "Safety is my number one priority, and I didn’t think sifting through the Old Navy clearance rack would put my life in jeopardy!"

The long-time activist frequently takes to social media to declare that businesses with differing views should fear her wrath. She passionately opposes hatred in any form, consistently voting for righteous national figures and supporting laws to stifle dissent while discriminating against those who dare to disagree.

"It’s no wonder Republicans hate freedom!" Ms. Parker exclaimed as she tweeted about the latest political figure whose views clash with hers. "I just hope they live in constant fear of what might happen to them at any moment because of who they are."

At press time, Kate was still undecided about purchasing her activist t-shirt because the only size left in stock was a medium, leaving her feeling that maybe just a pronoun change could do the trick.