Sauron Cast Out Of Middle-Earth After AI Generates Real Name

MORDOR — Sauron the Great today fell from his Nightmarish Throne after the Elf-Lord Elrond accidentally generated his True Name with an AI image creator.

"The Dark Lord held dominion over our lands for many eons until we used AI to generate a picture of what he looked like in real life!" Elrond said to gathered reporters. "Then, as we all shouted 'S-A-U-R-O-N' into the air, his body was banished forever into The Void."

Witnesses reported that at the very moment the assembled court uttered his true name, thunder clashed, the Eye of Sauron turned into dust, and the clouds spread to reveal the sun shining above Middle-Earth.

"Then, Sam Gamgee shouted, 'This is for you, Frodo!' and raised his knife high to stab my Great Lord's helpless body," said Gothmog, Lieutenant of Morgul. "I tried to stop him, but Aragorn stopped me. Sauron, no! It was too soon!"

At publishing time, Sam informed Frodo to drop