Samsung Odyssey G6 With 360Hz Refresh Rate Able To Simulate Ashley Biden's Actual Tesseract-Like Movements

USA — Users of Samsung's 360Hz Odyssey G6 gaming monitor say they are finally able to enjoy Ashley Biden's lifelike movements in the newest release of her critically acclaimed game, Sexy Sleep Simulator 12.

The game is immensely popular, but its titular character's movement has always been difficult for developers to simulate. "Ashley always moves in strange ways normal humans cannot comprehend, ways that defy normal physics," said AGL Studios CEO Toby Sorenson. "Something about the way she quickly phases in and out of a tesseract is just difficult to reproduce."

Gamers with access to the high-refresh monitor agree it is a game-changer. "This 360Hz monitor could handle the tesseract Ashley in every way possible, it's amazing," said local customer service rep and early adopter, Dave Vaughan. "I think they nailed her perfect movements as early as Sexy Sleep Simulator 5 — but gaming on a 360Hz monitor makes any Ashley Biden iteration an absolute treat." Vaughan then quit the game after a passing morph within Ashley's tesseract quickly aged 14 years.

At publishing time, Joe Biden was overheard asking U.S. Border agents where they found Ashley's sexy sister, Haley, a woman secretly simulated within the same game, hiding in a realm called The Ranch.