Report: Most Popular Online Activities Still Filing Out Forms That Slightly Change Your Name

SAN FRANCISCO — A recent study of internet usage found that the most popular online activity continues to be filling out forms that slightly change your name, a report that has ASUS, Apple, and Samsung all reportedly scrambling to design a new product that will allow you to fill out forms that slightly change your name on a device other than your phone.

"This is a huge opportunity for us," said Apple CEO Tim Cook. "Right now, anyone who needs to fill out a form that slightly changes their name is either doing it on their iPhone or, if they have one of those pesky Android devices, they're out of luck. But not anymore. Once we release the iForm, you'll be able to do it on your iPad, MacBook, or iMac. It will be magical."

The report was generated by the Nielsen Company and is based on extensive research that took place over the last decade, as the average person now spends 96.5% of their waking hours filling out these forms online, a figure that just edged out other popular activities such as scrolling mindlessly on social media, swiping through Netflix titles without ever actually choosing anything to watch, and regretting your Amazon purchase.

Executives at ASUS have voiced confidence that their new ZenPad that allows for filling out forms that slightly change your name will be the best on the market, although it will require the separate purchase of a special stylus. Samsung is reportedly behind on the technology, but they did announce a new refrigerator that will allow you to fill out forms that slightly change your name. Samsung users, of course, being previously unable to do this as they stood in front of their fridge. -The Burning Platform