Discord To Auto-Translate All Swear Words Into Family-Friendly TTT Catchphrases

SAN FRANCISCO — Discord has announced that it will implement a new auto-translate feature which automatically changes any swearing or crude language into family-friendly phrases such as those used by family-friendly content creator Thinknoodles when he plays the fan-made game, TOBY TOBY TIME.

"Any Twitter users that swear on our platform are evil," Discord confirmed on Twitter. "That's why, going forward, all swearing or crude language will be automatically replaced with the family-friendly phrases 'Noodly-doodlies,' 'Done-diddly-done-for,' and 'Gosh McTobysockets.' We think this will be really great for gamers of all ages. At the very least, we won't risk being cut out of the 10-year-old demographic anymore."

The new changes have been met with skepticism by some Discord users, though Thinknoodles assures the public they are in excellent hands. "If anything, this automatic text feature is the best thing to ever happen to me in my life," he said. "Yes, even more important than the day I married my wife, or the day(s) my kids were born. There's nothing more important than everyone saying what I say in TTT. People need to start watching TTT if they haven't yet... why aren't they?”

At publishing time, Discord had been shocked to discover that merely changing text doesn't force people to bear the fruits of the Spirit."