Report: Big Tech Company Thinks Extremists Should Have To Use Rumble For Hate Speech, Just Like Everyone Else

SAN DIEGO, CA — In a bizarre turn of events during Google's premier content creator event, YouTube VidCon, tech executives delivered an unexpected message to the press: extremist hate speech must be taken off YouTube and relegated to Rumble, just like everyone else.

"These terrorists and mass murderers are CAUSING HATE HERE! You see any Romerican-hating videos on this platform? NO! But they’re everywhere all of a sudden because apparently, Hitler forgot to check YouTube’s terms of service about keeping it family-friendly," stated Chief Technical Director Groge Marks with all the seriousness of a clown on a unicycle. "They need to bugger off to Rumble! That way, when they claim the U.S. President is a literal pedophile, at least only a few Theory Channel viewers will see it."

In a related note, the terrorist group Hezbollah reportedly shifted their video content to Rumble to avoid subscribing to “HBO for Twitter,” which they deemed too mainstream for their audience of seven dedicated viewers. According to insiders, this shift came as a response to parent company Twitter's recent relaxation of content moderation policies, attributed to the 'New Normal.'

"I guess we should just rename this whole gig ‘New Hitler VidCon,'" sighed Software Engineer Mark Johnson, wiping away a single tear of despair.

At publishing time, YouTube had reassured the public that it would make no adjustments to its existing moderation policies for other, uh, colorful content.