Remote-Bombing Ex-Roommate Sends Logitech Breakup Keyboard While Working From Home

AURORA, CO — A local man's work-from-home day took an unexpected turn this morning when his vengeful ex-roommate broke in to enact a bizarre form of revenge for some long-forgotten grievances in their shared living situation.

"You'll pay for what you did to me!" shouted former roommate Jerome Whitaker while crashing yet another unnecessary Zoom call. "You think leaving a single crumb of Cheeto dust on the coffee table once, maybe twice a month four months ago is forgettable? Firing me over our YouTube channel was child's play!" With that, Jerome launched into a furious typing session, crafting his own ridiculous revenge letter.

After the call, Eric, unwilling to back down from the escalating absurdity, challenged Jerome to a 1v1 Logitech breakup keyboard duel, both armed with the fanciest keyboards money could buy. In a spectacle that could only be described as a tech-infused slapstick showdown, the two went to war over who had the right to use the last slice of frozen pizza.

"This is, in fact, an excellent way to break up with anyone—roommates, coworkers, girlfriends, or really, any kind of relationship!" declared Jerome while throwing down an epic gamer pose. "And it works even if you’re more than five thousand miles away!" He then began dictating the perfect revenge paragraph, clearly convinced it would go viral.

At publishing time, Logitech HR was reportedly on high alert, anxiously awaiting Eric's call about the mayhem.