Progressive Women Want Trump Out Of Office So Husbands Can Resume Making Reddit Posts About Cutting Their Anxious Wives Off From Social Interaction

As election day draws nearer, women across the nation are rushing to the polls to vote Trump out of office. Many cite reasons like jobs, the economy, or kids in cages, but one candid reason stands above the rest: they want to return to the good old days—when husbands were busy making Reddit posts about how to cut their anxious wives off from social interaction.

According to insiders, the decrease in husbands keeping their anxious wives away from society corresponds directly with Trump's election, and liberal women are eager to flip the script this November.

"Voting Trump out is really a vote for women's right to have absolutely no rights," said D.C. voter Nicole Cruz. "Husbands being under a woman's thumb is not how we want things to be. I know it sounds controversial, but I genuinely prefer traditional family dynamics where men are in charge."

Many liberal women long for the Obama days, when men wore the pants—and not just the fancy sweatpants with the slight elastic at the ankles. They just wish their husbands would reclaim the roles of financial and social decision-makers again, including whether they should talk to that flamboyant gay uncle at Christmas dinner. Is that too much to ask?

Sources also confirmed that most men—if asked—would be totally fine with reverting to more traditional roles, but only if they can receive a few months of positive reinforcement on their video games before being switched back into the driver's seat.