President Ascending Escalator Has Bad Feeling He's Going to Be Impeached In Two Weeks

In a shocking development, sources say President Trump was spotted at an airport bar, fixated on Vice President Kamala Harris riding an escalator, when he suddenly turned to an unnamed friend and exclaimed, "I have this terrible feeling I’m about to be impeached in two weeks!" His friend, not one to hold back, started shouting at the bewildered bar patrons, "Get out! The man who brought self-impeachment to America is sitting next to me and he's starting to cry!" It seems the escalator wasn't the only thing ascending that day—so was the tension! As onlookers rushed out in confusion, Trump leaned closer to the window, desperately hoping his political career would defy gravity just like Harris riding that escalator.