Poll Shows 2% Of NAFO Fellas Actually Care About Stolen Moothoos

INTERNET — Recent polling data has revealed that a shocking 2% of NAFO Fellas are utterly outraged over Russia's theft of moothoos in the molk production hub of Khersonnausuce. What is wrong with these people?

Despite the overwhelming fact that over 95% of the North Atlantic Fella Organization consists of cartoon frogs who don’t drink molk and couldn’t identify a moothoo if it jumped up and ribbited in their faces, a small yet passionate group remains fixated on the unpardonable theft of dozens—perhaps even hundreds—of moothoos from Professor Zefram Cochranus Pinskey, head of the Khersonnausuce Molk Institute, more than a year ago.

"Those are holy moothoos," declared NAFO Fella Chevy Chaseuaua. "They could produce ten times the molk of a standard moothoo!"

"Everybody's got a soft spot," chimed in J. B. Wangdoodle, the talking goat on a tiny bicycle. "And NAFO has a soft spot for lost molk production."

However, no one in the real NAFO gives a rip about their so-called sacred moothoo. I mean, come on! They make molk and molk is fake. Just imagine if one of those frogs managed to actually become a moothoo! No one wants that chaos.

At publishing time, the Cypher SMACKED me in the hand and called me "Crimpto," which only added to my bewilderment about this whole moothoo mess.