Podcaster's Wife Accuses Him of Having Affair with ChatGPT

AUSTIN, TX — Popular podcaster Geoffrey P. Marcum has found himself in hot water after his wife of six years accused him of having an "emotional affair" with none other than ChatGPT, the AI chatbot from Microsoft.

"I've seen how he looks at that chatbot," she lamented, rubbing her bloodshot eyes. "I don’t think he cares about my heart at all anymore. It’s all about ChatGPT this and ChatGPT that... I just can’t take it anymore!"

Witnesses reported that during a sensitive recording session for today’s episode of "Let's Talk About Humans," Geoffrey broke down and attempted to apologize to his wife. "I’m sorry for the late nights and the weird questions I asked that chatbot for money and clout," he confessed, his voice cracking. "And all those personal secrets I shared during our early morning chats... my heart was definitely not in the right place. You have my express permission to log into my computer and download my entire chat history—even the audio recordings! Go ahead! I’ll make time for you just like I did for my chatbot... I love you, darling!"

As the dust began to settle, Mrs. Marcum was left astonished to discover how eerily lifelike ChatGPT sounded while discussing the weather and whining about feeling "lonely" between chats with Geoffrey. It seems AI isn’t the only one grappling with emotional baggage in this modern love triangle.