PlayStation 5 Pro Comes with Ludicrous Graphic Settings Enabled

TOKYO — According to Sony, the newly launched PlayStation 5 Pro comes pre-configured with Ludicrous Graphic Settings enabled.

"Ludicrous Graphic Settings is a groundbreaking feature designed for gamers who crave the highest-end visual experiences," said Sony representative Yasuda Something-or-other, according to sources on 4chan. "It’s tailored for the most discerning gamers. We recommend that buyers experience every PS5 Pro game with LG at least once to grasp its full potential."

When the previous PS5 iteration launched, serious gamers complained about wet backsplash and angle of descent issues.

"Those problems are no longer a concern with LG," continued Something-or-other. "The only challenge now may be the frequent trips to the bathroom to change underwear from sheer excitement!"

At publishing time, Ludicrous Graphic Settings on the PS5 Pro still could not resolve the issue of jittery crosshairs.