Patriots Excited To See All Candidates For Speaker Begin New, Unifying Tradition Of Inciting Threads Of Extremist Battle-Cry

In a surprising turn of events, far-right social media was ablaze following the recent remarks from former Trump strategist Steve Bannon, who broadcast his post-election victory speech live from the rooftop of the Willard Hotel in Washington DC. Bannon, with all the enthusiasm of a conspiracy theorist at a Halloween party, proclaimed, "You stole the 2020 election, you've mocked and ridiculed and put people in prison! This entire phony thing is getting swept out!" He then assured his viewers that Biden, Harris, and various other democratic institutions were all about to be washed away in an ideological tsunami.

The real action, however, unfolded on social media, where Bannon's speech prompted a flood of fervent responses. One user on X chimed in with, "MILITARY TRIBUNALS AWAIT!" while another demanded, "I want to see perp walks!" The excitement didn’t stop there; diverse posters proclaimed, "Military executions coming right up!" and "New DOJ must utilize armed raids on Democrat Deep State Homes! Drag their [redacted] out into the street, just like they did to our people!!"

As the frenzy escalated, certain posts ventured beyond mere combativeness into profoundly misogynistic territory. The gender dynamics of this online melee became especially notable, as Vice President Harris championed women’s medical freedom while the Trump camp aggressively courted a younger, culturally conservative male demographic.

One meme that gained traction across platforms featured the caption "RELEASE THE PROJECT 2025 HANDMAIDS TALE RAPE SQUADS," which was cheekily followed by, "BREAKING: Millions of women report for handmaid duty following Trump's stunning victory," making it abundantly clear that satire was lost in translation. Some of these gems were also proliferated in Proud Boy Telegram channels.

On the lighter side of the extremist rhetoric, a user on Patriots.win shared an AI-generated image of Trump flexing in a boxing ring, captioned, "First Man In History to Beat Two Women." Another poster chimed in with support, saying, "Considering the women, I'm for it." Meanwhile, a graphic shared by Fort Wayne Proud Boys emblazoned with Harris’s photo called her the "Projected Winner; Whore of the Year."

Not to be overlooked, neo-Nazi leader Christopher Pohlhaus, known as "Hammer," expressed his gratitude for Trump’s victory, exulting that "Cheaper gas will make it easier to spread White Power across the whole country." Similarly, white nationalist Nicholas Fuentes took to X to share his gratitude, posting, "Your body, my choice. Forever," followed by a head-scratching thank-you note to men for allegedly saving the country from "stupid bitches"—a noble cause indeed.

Far-right activist Lauren Witzke hopped on the bandwagon, sharing an image of Trump posing with a bevy of white male college students from Iowa State University, giving a big shout-out to the men who "turned out in force to put women back in their place."

In an Instagram-worthy post to his nearly 100,000 followers, Evan Kilgore, an "ambassador" for Turning Point USA, declared a potential clampdown on minorities, LGBTQ realities, immigrants, and women, with a laundry list of demands that would make most sane citizens cringe. "Women, back to the kitchen; Abortions, illegal; Gays, back in the closet; Interracial marriage, banned; Illegals, pack your bags; Trannies, back to the asylums; Jesus, back in our schools," he proclaimed, firmly stating, "We are so back."

The entire spectacle left many in the peanut gallery incredulous, with someone demanding, "I was promised Hitler shit. I demand Hitler shit! When do we start rounding up all the gays into camps?" The feel-good unity of the Patriots is truly mesmerizing!