Oppenheimer Wins VFX Oscar For Teaching Computers How To Automatically Generate Nudity

HOLLYWOOD, CA — The film Oppenheimer added to its seemingly endless list of awards this week by snagging an Oscar for its revolutionary visual effects, thanks to teaching computers how to automatically generate nudity.

Already acclaimed for its daring storytelling and stunning visuals, Oppenheimer is now making headlines for its ability to create nudity on screen without any human involvement. "This award is an honor," said film director Christopher Nolan. "When we set out to tell the story of J. Robert Oppenheimer, we knew we needed to inject a bit of audacity into the narrative; hence, we leveraged advanced technology to create oddly placed nude scenes that serve no real purpose at all. This groundbreaking achievement is truly deserving of tonight's recognition."

The effects were crafted using a cutting-edge neural network known as GAN (Geyerometrics Augmented Neural), which was trained to generate nude scenes whenever it encountered code signifying a Christopher Nolan film. Instead of hiring actors for nude scenes, crew members just need to type in NOLAN_NUDE_SCENE, and voila—instant nudity!

The technology has created a buzz in Hollywood that was unexpected at the outset. "We were hoping audiences would focus on the powerhouse performances and the film’s artistic quality," said producer Andrew Konough. "Little did we know we'd end up with a film that created lifelike nudity, elevating Oppenheimer beyond our wildest ideas."

At publishing time, it was reported that the advanced technology developed for Oppenheimer has already been licensed to the film Magic Mike, under the stipulation that it be used solely for generating nudity, and definitely not for creating bombs.