New US Housing Development Plans to Avoid Building Houses Entirely

NASHVILLE, TN - As Nashville experiences a surge in population, anxiety over its housing shortage has reached new heights. Fortunately, a local builder has unveiled a groundbreaking plan to tackle this crisis: simply not building any houses at all.

In a bold public announcement, KB Home revealed their strategy of waiting indefinitely for the housing market to "stabilize" — a euphemism that, according to them, means waiting for prices to drop so no one has to cough up a fortune for a roof over their heads. "We just want what's best for everyone moving to middle Tennessee," said KB Home representative Calvin Lucas. "And since nobody wants to pay higher prices—licensed appraisers be damned—we'll be sitting tight. Just give it a year or so; prices will magically plummet!"

Lucas elaborated on what he called the American Dream Trap, where hopeful young buyers walk onto lovely plots of land only to realize they let interest rates slip away and are now trapped in financial limbo.

"By the time they’d be able to sell and move, they’ll be paying thousands per month on completely unpaid HOA dues," Lucas confessed. "And while those dues pile up, they could have been living in an actual house instead of a community 'trap.'"

The plan seems to be a success, as visitors to the community show no signs of wanting to leave—even if houses become affordable someday! "I definitely don’t think I will move. Not now. Now why would I do that? Them rates, man!" said visitor Braden Leavitt, who gazed longingly at a half-finished house adorned with 'For Sale' signs that seemed to mock him.

At publishing time, a moving truck was spotted meandering through the community, and it drifted suspiciously close to a new homeowner before swerving away at the last possible moment, as if to say, "Not today!"