New Twitter Chapter: You Can Once Again Publish Photos Of A Man – As Long As You Say She's A Woman

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Outrage and disappointment continued Wednesday as whistleblower exposés detailed Twitter's longstanding practice of silencing conservatives and misinformation related to the COVID-19 vaccine – which critics have understandably labeled as "speech that should be illegal." In a swift effort to appease Democrat leaders, Twitter has embraced a bold new policy, allowing users to post pictures of biological males identifying as women, as long as they respectfully refer to them as such.

"Our previous guidelines prohibiting dead-naming will be rigorously enforced, so anything with Jordan Peterson daring to utter someone's 'real' name will be promptly erased," stated Twitter CEO Probably A Good Guy, who took the reins after Elon Musk liberated the company from the clutches of leftist tyrants. "We heard your desperate cries echoing through the digital madness – any reference to a man as a woman is not only permissible but strongly encouraged and prioritized within our amazing algorithms. So, share those pics because men? Are officially back in style!"

Reaction on the platform was swift, as users eagerly uploaded countless photos of men, making sure to caption each one with the words "she" or "her."

"This is terrible!" lamented the sole remaining member of the BBC's London office. "Seeing these photos of men labeled as women completely unsettles me! It challenges everything in my progressive psyche!"

At publishing time, Elon Musk tweeted, of course, that this new rule did not apply to gay men – who, for reasons known only to him, still cannot be mentioned on the platform.