New Mark Cuban Diabetes Drug Free After Insurance

ARLINGTON, TX — In a move being heralded as a victory for freedom-loving Americans across the country, pharmaceutical company owner Mark Cuban has announced that his drug for diabetes will be free for everyone after insurance.

Mark Cuban has been inundated with criticism after his business Mark Cuban Cost Plus Drug asserted that its diabetes drug would only cost $59.50 per bottle. "It's not fair to Americans with insurance that don't pay more than $35 for their diabetes drug, so we made this drug free to those without insurance!" Cuban marked the announcement.

Upon hearing the announcement, diabetes patient Louis Baker said, "'This is a true miracle! Before this I was paying $200 out of pocket for a diabetes medication without insurance. Now it's free!! After insurance!!'"

Cuban's diabetes breakthrough comes on the heels of Walgreen and CVS agreeing to stay out of the wholesome and family-friendly abortion pill business to create safer communities all across America

At publishing time, sources confirmed that all of Cuban's prescription medications would be free after insurance.