New Christian Stand-Up Comedy Special To Feature Guy Saying 'Sometimes Worship Sounds Like The Charlie Brown Adults' For The First Time Ever

GLENDALE, AZ — Known for his family-friendly routines, Christian comedian John Crist is boldly pushing the boundaries of comedy in his new stand-up special for YouTube, becoming the first comic to quip, "Sometimes worship sounds like the Charlie Brown adults."

Meanwhile, in MAHWAH, NJ, local husband Jerry Fine thought he was being hysterical this morning when he humorously impersonated an adult from the Peanuts franchise while chatting with his wife. "Mwa mwa mwa… mwa mwa!" he cheerfully exclaimed, completely unaware that he was merely an opening act in the comedy world.

Despite the clean content requirements, Crist has taken a daring leap beyond his usual comfort zone, redefining the very essence of "comedy" on stage.

"You know how, in songs like Yahweh or Oh Praise The Name, it sometimes sounds like those adults in Charlie Brown?" he asked, eliciting fits of laughter from audience members who nearly stormed the stage in appreciation.

The audience was awestruck by the joke's originality, prompting commentators to label the bit as "revolutionary" and "groundbreaking." After all, who would have ever thought to compare church music to the iconic Peanuts adults before Crist?

"Don't you just hate it when MercyMe gets lost in their keyboard solos, going all WHOAOAOAOAOAOA?" Crist reportedly continued, earning him the biggest laugh break since George Carlin's legendary "Seven Dirty Words" bit that reshaped not just comedy but American culture.

At publishing time, Crist had received a thorough jury verdict for crossing the comedy picket line and was sentenced to a rather harsh crucifixion at the hands of fellow church comedians, who were clearly not ready for his level of humor.