New AI Device Plays Game Of 'What Did The Computer Say?' With Just Your Overthinking Brain

OPENAI — Following the immense success of ChatGPT, OpenAI has announced a groundbreaking new AI device that plays a game of "What Did The Computer Say?" at an annoyingly high level, using nothing but your anxious overthinking brain.

The new device boasts advanced capabilities designed to amplify your anxious overthinking to almost comical levels.

"This new device offers everything anyone with anxiety could ever want," said OpenAI founder Sam Altman. "Just think about it. You'll read an email from a coworker and then spend the next 30 minutes trying to decipher whether they were using a friendly tone or a passive-aggressive one. Or when your husband casually mentions he's going over to Gary's for some 'guy time,' you'll spiral for three days wondering if he's secretly plotting to escape your family. And don't even get me started on dinner decisions—you'll be so overwhelmed with options that you'll starve until breakfast! This device will take that natural process of anxiety and crank it up to eleven. We think that's a fantastic idea!"

Early testers of the device report that the technology has delivered on its promise, successfully turning everyday scenarios into an elaborate mental marathon. Get ready to overthink every text and email well into the night!