New AI App Lets You Edit Photos to Make It Look Like You Went Anywhere but Dollywood

SEVIER COUNTY, TN — In a groundbreaking move for vacationers everywhere, a new artificial intelligence app has launched that allows you to edit your photos so it looks like you spent your weekend anywhere other than Dollywood.

"You know how it goes: you endure a weekend at Dolly Parton's whimsical wonderland, only to post pictures online and get crushed by the weight of the internet's indifference," lamented a user while staring blankly into the void of their overflowing sock drawer. "With AIPix's Dollywood Fixer, you can turn those admittedly fuzzy memories of riding 'Wild Eagle' into stunning images of your family's imaginary European vacation— or, even better, a trip to Branson, the Las Vegas of the Midwest."

AIPix reportedly spotted a golden opportunity after noticing that the only content emerging from Dollywood resembled poorly taken selfies that looked like they were unearthed from an ancient VHS tape.

"Nobody wants to cherish those unforgettable moments spent at Dollywood," declared an anonymous source hiding in the shadowy corners of the internet. "You’d prefer a photo of your family in front of the Eiffel Tower instead of enduring a theme park that’s gone so far downhill, it's practically a monument to bad decisions."

When approached for comment, Dollywood's marketing team stated they plan to thwart the AIPix initiative faster than you can say 'Tennessee's premier amusement park,' vowing to dissolve AIPix's CEO into a puddle of regret before they can launch.

At press time, reports indicated that every accessible man-made structure in Dollywood remains encased in a peculiar sticky substance that absorbs light, reminding all who enter that they may never feel loved again.