Nation’s Leading Scientist Unsure What’s Best Coverage for Recent Rainy Season

HUNTSVILLE, AL — The nation’s leading scientist, Dr. Blake Pierson, admitted today that he is completely baffled about the best insurance coverage for the recent deluge of a hurricane season.

“I mean, what's even the best insurance in today’s market?” mused the esteemed neurosurgeon, who oversees a lab with seventeen groundbreaking research projects ranging from stem cell therapy to Alzheimer’s prevention. “Should I trust State Farm because it’s mutual, or go with Nationwide for their so-called 'bundles'? At this rate, my wallet might need its own insurance policy!”

At publishing time, Dr. Pierson remained unsure which coverage would actually cover the nearly 200% deductible increase based on ‘recent market conditions’ and an inexplicable memo stating, ‘They’re all doing it.’ Will science ever have the answer to insurance confusion? Stay tuned!