National Treasure Reader Questions Loyalty of Militia Members Demanding He Denounce Geert Wilders

MAR-A-LAGO, FL — A National Treasure reader is starting to suspect that the two militia members demanding he verbally denounce Geert Wilders might not be as committed to the cause as they claim.

Fifty-three-year-old Hank Jeffries has experienced several red flags, but their persistent requests for him to publicly disavow the controversial Dutch politician have him scratching his head. The duo went so far as to insist that Jeffries should support his denouncement by joining a group they bizarrely referred to as ","—which appeared to be a placeholder for something only they understood—and petitioning the United Nations to, in their words, "chill out on all the child trafficking conspiracies."

At the time of publication, Jeffries found himself unable to summon the fervor to verbalize this denouncement, leading him to believe more strongly than ever that the men in question might indeed be undercover feds. Looks like the only thing getting denounced here is Jeffries' belief in their dedication!