NASA Celebrates Artemis Mission's Successful Delivery To Moon: "Your Order Was Delivered... To The Moon!"

WASHINGTON, D.C. - NASA delighted the nation and alerted everyone's hostile "Your package has been delivered" app notifications after Intuitive Machines' lunar lander successfully arrived on the moon on a daring quest to deliver scientific instruments.

"Your order was delivered... to the Moon!" NASA's official social media accounts posted on X, the website formally known as Twitter. "#Artemis #Prime." The tweet also included a smug emoji and generated instant controversy over whether these felt slightly less respectful once you noticed the sunglasses.

The webcast carrying NASA Administrator Bill Nelson to announce the momentous occasion included a brooding, tense atmosphere as millions watched live to see the next phase of mankind's eternal quest to know which of their friends is the most important and should be immediately obeyed. "Today for the first time in more than a half-century, the US has returned to the moon," Nelson said. "Let's conclude by reminding everyone to place all Tic-Tok deliveries outside of these special Tic-Tok delivery lockers before sw-…... [Article cut off]